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hirtue

verb / direct object combination. slang.

used in combination with a slang, present continuous verb phrase, such as "gonna", to threaten physical violence against a party in the second person.
I'm gonna hirtue.
by imshane March 30, 2009
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hirtuse

Possessing body hair to an extent as to cause confusion and/or puzzlement as to one's actual nature.
Not sure what the fuck that was; definitely hirtuse.
by joefu June 24, 2011
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Hirtler

The Holy guardian of the Rhine. An Adonis with luscious dark spirals for hair, and a physique of divinity.
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hirtee

Thirteen if you remove the first and last letter. Its an easy way to say something unlucky has happened to you instead of saying: "I had a ridiculously bad day and I was incredibly unlucky.".
Person 1: You look pretty upset, Person 2. What happened?
Person 2: I just went through a hirtee. A bucket fell on my head and I nearly got trapped in a ladder. To top it off, I got banned from TikTok.
Person 1: Oh. Get some ice.
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dylan hirtle

a guy who has a small cock and enjoys dungeons and dragons a little too much
fuckin hell dont be a dylan hirtle
by rjhiofvnwejbnkvrge February 12, 2018
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