hirtee

Thirteen if you remove the first and last letter. Its an easy way to say something unlucky has happened to you instead of saying: "I had a ridiculously bad day and I was incredibly unlucky.".

Person 1: You look pretty upset, Person 2. What happened?
Person 2: I just went through a hirtee. A bucket fell on my head and I nearly got trapped in a ladder. To top it off, I got banned from TikTok.
Person 1: Oh. Get some ice.

hirtee by theaceattorneyhyperfixatedfan4 March 10, 2023

hirpees 

The way to spell the sexually transmitted disease according to the god Michael Scott.

“I can’t even say it...h-i-r-p-e-e-s..yes I have hirpees.”

hirpees by Show Junkee February 9, 2019

hittee 

A person or thing being struck.

The SUV slammed into the car and pushed the car into a truck. Due to lame laws the first hittee (the car) was responsible for the damage to the second hittee (the truck).

hittee by Doug in Plano December 28, 2006

hirtue 

verb / direct object combination. slang.

used in combination with a slang, present continuous verb phrase, such as "gonna", to threaten physical violence against a party in the second person.

I'm gonna hirtue.

hirtue by imshane March 30, 2009

Hireee 

the biggest hoes of all hoes

Nayya leila your being a hireee today .

Hireee by lil bish 90210 May 13, 2018

horteen 

a horny teenager

Bruh that 13 year old boy is such a horteen.

horteen by dankika November 16, 2018

Hurteed 

is a past tense word for hurt

Man I jumped off the stairs and it kinda hurteed.

Hurteed by Da.lahni14 January 21, 2021