hirtee

Thirteen if you remove the first and last letter. Its an easy way to say something unlucky has happened to you instead of saying: "I had a ridiculously bad day and I was incredibly unlucky.".

Person 1: You look pretty upset, Person 2. What happened?
Person 2: I just went through a hirtee. A bucket fell on my head and I nearly got trapped in a ladder. To top it off, I got banned from TikTok.
Person 1: Oh. Get some ice.

by theaceattorneyhyperfixatedfan4 March 10, 2023

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hirpees

The way to spell the sexually transmitted disease according to the god Michael Scott.

“I can’t even say it...h-i-r-p-e-e-s..yes I have hirpees.”

by Show Junkee February 9, 2019

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hittee

A person or thing being struck.

The SUV slammed into the car and pushed the car into a truck. Due to lame laws the first hittee (the car) was responsible for the damage to the second hittee (the truck).

by Doug in Plano December 28, 2006

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hirtue

verb / direct object combination. slang.

used in combination with a slang, present continuous verb phrase, such as "gonna", to threaten physical violence against a party in the second person.

I'm gonna hirtue.

by imshane March 30, 2009

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