hippy faked 

When you're driving down the street and see the back of what you think is a hot chick with beautiful hair down to her ass, who then turns around and it's a guy like willie nelson.

"Damn that chick is fine! Oh no, I got hippy faked!"

hippy faked by pete460 October 12, 2012

Fake hippy 

Anyone wearing long hair because it's fashionable or socially acceptable, ie, many people these days,including dreadlocks, ponytails, and man buns, without any predilection towards or interest in the hippy lifestyle,ie, a total fake or fraud

Look at that stupid scally twat and his long hair, he looks like a fucking psychopath, fake hippy cunt

Fake hippy by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

A Happy Fake Boulder 

something u trip on

I tripped on a happy fake boulder.

A Happy Fake Boulder by therealbromlg September 1, 2018

Happy Faceday 

Wishing someone Happy Birthday on Facebook, reminding them of their first face appearance on planet Earth.

Happy Faceday!

Happy Faceday by hdch035 February 27, 2009

Fake Happy

It’s when you’re depressed but act like you’re happy to please others

I feel so fake happy

Fake Happy by Amalia February 18, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019