hippieitis

Hippieitis is caused by butt sex with another infected person not to be confused with aids.

Symptoms: protesting for no particular reason

Refusing to eat meat

Voting democrat

Trying to legalize pot or marijuana

Finding it necessary to get a Prius

Enjoying Bob Marley

Pretending to understand other races

sexual atraction to ugly asian women

John Lennon gave Barak Obama Hippieitis after engaging in butt sex while his white prostitute bitch of a mother fucked Oprah.

hippieitis by mexijewbaca bro's December 9, 2011

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hippietitus

a degeneratively chronic illness that leads the patient into wearing rainbow shirts, getting high all the time, participating in meaningless protests and pretending to care for the environment.

Friend #1: Jane can't pay the rent on time and her landlord if about to kick her out.

Friend #2: Well, why the heck not?

Friend #1: She's been diagnosed with hippietitus. There is no cure. I am afraid we're gonna lose her.

hippietitus by Syed Azeem October 19, 2008

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Hippatitis

a girl with abnormally large hips

Damn! That girl got the worst case of hippatitis I've ever seen!

Hippatitis by SRB_WBMD February 20, 2011

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Hippietitis

A certain smell, odor or aroma of a hippie-type person: it could be a good or bad thing depending on if a person likes the aroma of things sold in a health food store; and or lifestyle of a hippie: going all natural in most every way; a green way of life/living: ultra environmentally inclined/conscious; sounds like a disease, but it isn't more of a contagion of the mind;

Jack Johnson has a serious case of hippietitis...awesome.

To protect the ocean is such a hippietitis thing to do, son.

Hippietitis by CattyTumbee February 9, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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