hippietitus 

a degeneratively chronic illness that leads the patient into wearing rainbow shirts, getting high all the time, participating in meaningless protests and pretending to care for the environment.

Friend #1: Jane can't pay the rent on time and her landlord if about to kick her out.

Friend #2: Well, why the heck not?

Friend #1: She's been diagnosed with hippietitus. There is no cure. I am afraid we're gonna lose her.

hippietitus by Syed Azeem October 19, 2008

Hippietitis 

A certain smell, odor or aroma of a hippie-type person: it could be a good or bad thing depending on if a person likes the aroma of things sold in a health food store; and or lifestyle of a hippie: going all natural in most every way; a green way of life/living: ultra environmentally inclined/conscious; sounds like a disease, but it isn't more of a contagion of the mind;

Jack Johnson has a serious case of hippietitis...awesome.

To protect the ocean is such a hippietitis thing to do, son.

Hippietitis by CattyTumbee February 9, 2010

hippieitis 

Hippieitis is caused by butt sex with another infected person not to be confused with aids.

Symptoms: protesting for no particular reason

Refusing to eat meat

Voting democrat

Trying to legalize pot or marijuana

Finding it necessary to get a Prius

Enjoying Bob Marley

Pretending to understand other races

sexual atraction to ugly asian women

John Lennon gave Barak Obama Hippieitis after engaging in butt sex while his white prostitute bitch of a mother fucked Oprah.

hippieitis by mexijewbaca bro's December 9, 2011