Hinkel

Expiring your afternoons by splitting dutches and filling them with sweet, sweet, ganja.

I broke my hand hinkeling with my grandma

by G Rog January 24, 2005

hinkel

Hinkeln (verb, colloquial
The ability or act of moving with remarkable skill and control on walls, ceilings, or other challenging surfaces, particularly in the context of bouldering or climbing.

"Dude, did you see how that guy hinkeled along the wall? Totally insane!"

"Nah, I can’t do that. Not everyone can just hinkel up to the ceiling!"

"Did you already hinkel today, or are you sticking with the couch challenge?"

by Mormortrön January 28, 2025

Hinkle

Someone who hires a sex worker to pose as their girlfriend in order to boost their public image.

That Jackson guy is a right Hinkle, I can't believe his girlfriend is actually an escort he met in Dubai!

by Anna Linnikova August 17, 2023

Hinkley Effect

The lingering, long-term damage caused to an area by chemical contamination at the hands of a major corporation.

Made famous by the movie "Erin Brockovich", the town of Hinkley, California suffered large scale contamination of its drinking water with hexavalent chromium, a lethal chemical known to cause cancer and damage the respiratory system, kidneys, liver, skin and eyes. In 1996 the residents of Hinkley were awarded the largest settlement payout in history from PG&E, but many left the area afterwards, fearing continued deception at the hands of the company. It's now largely a ghost town - that's the Hinkley Effect.

by Danny Anonymous September 27, 2020

Hinkle-huck

(V) to go big and hope for the best when all bets are off.

1. "Did you study for that math midterm?"
"No I just Hinkle-hucked it..."

2. "What did you try to do on that last wave?"
" I don't even know. I just Hinkle-hucked it."

by Skinn Rols September 3, 2014

Hinkle

Referring to a man who enjoys tickling other men’s scrotums. Often used as a slur for homosexuals

Bro, Alex is such a hinkle. He asked me last night if he could tickle my genitals

by SandyLG January 26, 2022

Hinkle

Man gets brutally punished by a male horse but ends up enjoying the penetration, now is Obsessed.

Kyle hinkle was punished by a huge black horse

by Hinklee August 25, 2020