A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
by Jude-O November 5, 2017
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Ocean Hippies are "Surfer Hipsters" that have been adopted into regular society by means of genetic dilution, natural selection, changes in popular culture, and migration from coastal regions. Typically caucasian male between the ages of 12-30. It is neither surfer or hippy, as it does not need to be vegetarian or require a constant supply of narcotics to sustain life. Ocean hippies typically do not realize the absence of the ocean until late into their maturity, but by then the genes have stabilized. Generally imaginitive creatures. Studies have shown constant smiling to be a common trait. Capable of reciting some information and responding to conversation. This is not to be confused with actual intelligence as the O.H. does not know what it is saying and will have no recollection of the event. Usually seen walking around alone, almost in a daze, attempting to find something to keep its attention active. To the untrained eye some would think it to be independant and have individualist tendancies, but infact the specimen is unaware of its surroundings. It may also believe itself to be contributing to society, when in reality, it is a danger to itself and to the people around it, both physically and influentially. Having this personality become a fad among North American popular culture would have devastating effects on the economy.
by TheBigZamboni June 16, 2018
Get the Ocean Hippy mug.A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.
by Hippy Speedball May 25, 2014
Get the Hippy Speedball mug.Himaya is a beautiful, smokin' hot, sexy beast. Any guy would be so lucky to have her. She loves animals and she's a really creative and sporty person. She has lots of friends that she keeps close to her heart. She is an open book but overthinks a lot of things. Make sure to reassure her that she is gorgeous inside and out!
Boy: Holy! Did you see Himaya today! She looked so hot I wish she was mine.
Girl: I mean that's my best friend! What else would you expect.
Girl: I mean that's my best friend! What else would you expect.
by flamin'incognito March 9, 2020
Get the Himaya mug.A person who, upon arriving at college, adopts the look of the counterculture, including, but not limited to wearing their hair in dreads, listening to the Grateful Dead, and smelling like patchouli - until their parents come into town, or they are offered a job, or get busted for weed, after which they revert to the preppy look they had in high school.
You should've hooked up with that hot hippy chick last night!
That girl? She's just a pseudo-hippy. I'll wait until she washes her hair after Parent's Weekend.
That girl? She's just a pseudo-hippy. I'll wait until she washes her hair after Parent's Weekend.
by badfishnbc December 8, 2010
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