When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.

Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?

Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...

Himalayan Pinstripe by Mjolnir12982 June 15, 2016

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Himaya

Himaya is a beautiful, smokin' hot, sexy beast. Any guy would be so lucky to have her. She loves animals and she's a really creative and sporty person. She has lots of friends that she keeps close to her heart. She is an open book but overthinks a lot of things. Make sure to reassure her that she is gorgeous inside and out!

Boy: Holy! Did you see Himaya today! She looked so hot I wish she was mine.

Girl: I mean that's my best friend! What else would you expect.

Himaya by flamin'incognito March 9, 2020

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