hilares

internet slang for fucking funny (hilarious)
usually used sarcastically
or in a sarcastic tone but they still think its actually funny

girl: she was cute tho
girl: 2nd prettiest gal there
girl: next to me of course duh
guy: HAR HAR HAR
guy: hilares

by WINGWANGWONG July 07, 2010

hilarical

Uncontrollably funny! A combination of:hilarious AND hysterical.

That joke about your boss was HILARICAL!

by SScarlet December 15, 2007

hilarical

Something that is both hilarious and hysterical, hence hilarical.

Tom: And then she crashed her car for a seventh time in one day.
Me: Oh shit, that's hilarical

by The Doughboy October 23, 2006

Hilarize

(verb)

- to find humor in bad or serious situations
- to find a certain adversity or misfortune laughable
- to view a strike of bad luck as funny/hilarious
- to maintain cheerfulness during a tragedy or disaster

From: Hilarity, Hilarious

Margaret looked cheerful and amused as she told us of how she kept failing the same course over and over again. She tends to hilarize such situations.

Tony hilarized his best friend's fall. He couldn't stop laughing when Sam tripped over a stair and landed hard.

by Dr. Danny B. June 04, 2021

hilarity

A hilarious situation. Usually followed by "ensuing".

Man with knife tries to rob bank. Guards have guns. Hilarity ensues

by ramdac October 22, 2003

hilare

short for hilarious.

Best used in abnormally shortened sentences.

not me: "So, at this office they offered me a soda, but I couldn't find an apprope time to drink it during the interview...
...and then I tried to get up, but tripped and started rolling down the stairs... I held onto my soda the whole time, so when I got up I had soda fizzing down my face!!"
me: "Hilare."

by julie bing February 17, 2005

hilarible

Something that is both hilarious and terrible or horrible at the same time. When confronted with the hilarible one is torn between hysterical laughter, nausea and existential angst.

A child was crushed by a giant marshmallow? That's hilarible!

by the ORIGINAL Eugene May 08, 2007