hilares

internet slang for fucking funny (hilarious)
usually used sarcastically
or in a sarcastic tone but they still think its actually funny

girl: she was cute tho
girl: 2nd prettiest gal there
girl: next to me of course duh
guy: HAR HAR HAR
guy: hilares

by WINGWANGWONG July 8, 2010

bare hilare

A phrase used to describe somebody as very funny

"You Are Bare Hilare moit, yeah sick in the head and you knows what we does up here"

by Lilscooter11 September 28, 2005

hilaredy

morphing of hilarious and comedy. saves time so you dont have to say both of them, although everyone knows what youre talking about

dane cook is hilaredy.

by manali May 23, 2007

Hilaristurbing

"Hilaristurbing" (adj) used to describe something that is both HILARious and dISTURBING.

It's origin is from an online story written by Alexandra Erin called "Tales of MU".

In the story - an adventurous nymph named Amaranth describes her attempt to teach a horse to count with the intent to avoid her deity's prohibition against lying with unintelligent beings. Chapter 60 - Leather

“Hey, I just discovered a new adjective,” Steff said. “‘Hilaristurbing’.” She turned to me. “I think Amaranth has exited the dungeon, hon…”

by GKJBob January 3, 2009

hilajesse

a hilajesse is to cum in a circular motion, to make a ring around one's nipple.

Ali: Omg my nipple is all irritated.
Shannon: damn youve been hilajesse'd.

by Hilary and Jesse January 16, 2009

hilare

short for hilarious.

Best used in abnormally shortened sentences.

not me: "So, at this office they offered me a soda, but I couldn't find an apprope time to drink it during the interview...
...and then I tried to get up, but tripped and started rolling down the stairs... I held onto my soda the whole time, so when I got up I had soda fizzing down my face!!"
me: "Hilare."

by julie bing February 17, 2005

Hilaros

When something is so funny, it ceases to be just hilarious and becomes legendary.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm transforming"
"Man... that's hilarious"
"No, you dirty swamp nigger, it's hilaros"

by Hilaros Man June 27, 2009