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hilaracist

Something that is so blatantly racist that you can not help but break out in laughter.
At the tournament after the preliminary rounds, the teams were put into two separate divisions based on their success during the earlier rounds. I found the irony that the winning teams were put into the WHITE DIVISION while the losing teams were put into the BLACK DIVISION to be "hilaracist" as I couldn't help but to laugh and share the giggles with practically everyone nearby.
hilaracist by The Gork January 3, 2008

hilarapee 

can be a noun or verb.
the act of peeing because you laughed too hard, to pee from hilarity.
hahaha you're so funny. you have no idea. i just hilarapeed.
hilarapee by snl1992 June 24, 2010

haharaping

Laughing so hard, that your laughing organ ("hahargan") hurts.
- Damn stop joking, that's a pure haharaping

- Oh you are a haharaper... You make us lol
haharaping by Trevor45646 May 20, 2008

hilarafying 

Something that's is both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
When my alarm went off in the middle of class it was hilarafying.
hilarafying by Laela Elaine October 29, 2017

Hilaripenis 

a term used for a hilarious penis comment or joke.
used like:

Maddy: "look at that grain holder!"
Kelsey: "haha that looks like a hilaripenis!"
Blanca: "it does!"
Hilaripenis by kittiefishie03 October 7, 2009

Hilariating 

when you hate that something is so hilarious!!! ; So funny that it is gut busting...can't stop laughing and you hate it because it hurts.

Hilariating, hilariater
Pooder is hilariating why are you ripping on that person so bad!!!! Stop!!!! She is going to bust her gut! <3
Hilariating by namedropper77 January 3, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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