highballed
highballed by madmace November 20, 2010
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Hillbilly Highball
Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”
Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
Hillbilly Highball by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019
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Lake Michigan Highball
Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"
Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."
Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"
Person: "Just tap water, sir."
Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."
Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"
Person: "Just tap water, sir."
Lake Michigan Highball by Ginakakis November 14, 2012
hippy highball
the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.
(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?
(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
hippy highball by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010
Highball
Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.
I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.
I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.
I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.
Highball by MexicanMicrowave March 19, 2020
HIGHBALLER
Over achiever. One who prevails. Conquers steep challenges. Elevates any standard. Instinctively motivated. Talent that delivers. A born leader.
Mining related (where the term actually originated):
Ryan is such a Highballer...he ran 2 drills and managed to get over 500 feet in one shift in bad ground without losing any rods!
Ryan is such a Highballer...he ran 2 drills and managed to get over 500 feet in one shift in bad ground without losing any rods!
HIGHBALLER by HIGHBALLER FAN February 22, 2011
Aldergrove Highball
Ingesting 2 illicit drugs at the same time or in rapid succession.
The term is derived from 2 words. One being the small skid town of Aldergrove and the other term "highball" being a drink consisting of 2 ingredients. The exact origin of this term is debated by historians even to this day but it is believed to have originated in the small hamlet of Springfield behind what used to be Safeway
The term is derived from 2 words. One being the small skid town of Aldergrove and the other term "highball" being a drink consisting of 2 ingredients. The exact origin of this term is debated by historians even to this day but it is believed to have originated in the small hamlet of Springfield behind what used to be Safeway
Bro 1: Holy. Chad is fucking mangled right now
Bro 2: Ya man he smoked crack right after eating a bunch of ecstacy
Bro 1: oh he had an Aldergrove highball.
Bro 2: Ya man he smoked crack right after eating a bunch of ecstacy
Bro 1: oh he had an Aldergrove highball.
Aldergrove Highball by Scroto T Baggins January 2, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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