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Bar High
Bar High by Tommy Tuna April 23, 2021
bumping high off the barns
bumping high off the barns by bigfnjess April 23, 2014
Bartram Trail High School
A cancerous ghetto school that will easily piss u off with its shitty grading system and how often kids do heroin in the bathroom. Every bathroom is closed everyday due to drug inspections and condoms being found on the floor :).
Bartram Trail High School by Dat motherfucking Young Mitch January 25, 2021
Bard High School Early College
Bard High School Early College by douch3+!+z September 26, 2013
Baruch College Campus High School
BCCHS is located smack in the center of office buildings in which rich old white men work and go on vape breaks next to the school's entrance. They also eat with us at fancy lunch places like Prett a manger and Cava. Don't expect to spend less than $10 on lunch here. We spend most of our time in Taza Deli drinking watered down iced hazelnut coffee and eating overpriced salad. The prices are raised every day because the sophmores keep stealing Snapple and juuling in the back. We call ourselves Baruchians to feel special and entitled. Our building is broken and crusty and only has 5 floors but you can go to the dirty 6th floor and hookup with ugly boys in secret. Every week a few students get stuck in the elevator but don't worry because they're all still alive. We basicalaly own Madison Square park. All of our teachers are millennials and use memes in their lessons but most of them can't pass their students for the regents. We like to gossip with them about our social issues and emotional shortcomings. We have 0.2 ap classes and a gym the size of your average living room with complementing mustard lighting. Almost everyone goes to Syracuse or Binghampton but we like to tell people that we have students at ivy leagues because someone went to Harvard 8 years ago. We love our parent coordinator and our security guards and our assistant principal is a skater who listens to Avril Lavigne.
Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K
Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K
Someone: *complains about Baruch College Campus High School*
Baruch Student: *aggressively snaps*
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Baruchian: Hey, what's your grade average for this quarter?
Every other Baruchian: 95.
Baruchian: Bro didn't you fail the regents???
Every other Baruchian: Yeah bro but my teacher told me all of my homework assignments were extraordinary cuz I didn't leave white space when I annotated.
Baruch Student: *aggressively snaps*
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Baruchian: Hey, what's your grade average for this quarter?
Every other Baruchian: 95.
Baruchian: Bro didn't you fail the regents???
Every other Baruchian: Yeah bro but my teacher told me all of my homework assignments were extraordinary cuz I didn't leave white space when I annotated.
Baruch College Campus High School by hasudhwehd July 22, 2019
Bard High School Early College
BHSEC, a competitive public high school in New York City, was founded by Leon Botstein, president of Bard College. . Students who attend BHSEC graduate with a high school diploma and an Associate's degree. BHSEC's curriculum is known for being especially challenging.
The school is also known for its ethnically diverse student body and large hipster demographic.
The school is also known for its ethnically diverse student body and large hipster demographic.
You go to Bard High School Early College? I hear that school is so hard- don't you guys take college courses?
Bard High School Early College by gothamstudent November 19, 2010
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.