high as christ

when you’re the most fucked up you’ve ever been

cam: i’m high as christ
ben: r u christing me?
cam: that’s something i fear i am not christing about

by diarrhena July 12, 2021

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010