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higgie

(n.) Destroyer of Pussy; Big, Sexy, Hunk who all the bitches are after!
Oooow! I want higgies BIG JUICY COCK!
by Secret Squirrel69 August 2, 2009
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higgie

A spacky child, with no sense of direction. Inability to come out with anything useful but able to do the most unuseful of things.
Your such a higgie! You made a higgie mess of that!
by Dave G 2005 August 3, 2005
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Higgie-Deux

A situation that is so ridiculous and cheap that is borders the edge of reality and believability.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear that HolmB received a ticket going 60 in a 45 after the limit had just changed from 55?"
Guy 2: "That is Higgie-Deux for sure!"
Guy 1: "No doubt boo no doubt!"
by TheMackMan March 18, 2008
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Nate Higgers

A nice gentleman who is kind with words
That boy Nate Higgers is such a darling!
by 433te54 December 28, 2022
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Higgins Storm Chasing

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020
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Hoggie style

To have sex on a motorcycle, especially in motion. This is part of biker culture.
Dawg and his lady was gettin down hoggie style on the Harley knuckle head!
by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016
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fudged her huggies

When a baby poops their nappy/diaper. Fudge = poop, huggies = nappy/diaper. Used in the Simpsons episode, 'Strong Arms of the Ma.
Bart: 'Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her huggies!'
Marge: 'Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!'
by Online Fan October 14, 2016
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