Hickey Dickey 

It's when someone tries sucking their own dick and actually manages to do the legend but then they get hickeys on their dick.

Girl: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Enbie: Damn that sucks, what happened?
Girl: She discovered my hickey dickey.

Hickey Dickey by CuckservatardSlayer666 December 24, 2021

hickey dickey 

A hickey that was left on your genitals after long periods of sex. This usually results in boils and blisters, but lets not mention that.

Ouch, that Hickey dickey is gonna finish me off!

hickey dickey by Fi5h1fishy July 12, 2014

The Hickey Dickey 

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.

(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!

The Hickey Dickey by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020

The Hickey Dickey 

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.

(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!

The Hickey Dickey by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020

New York Hickery Dickery Dong 

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

New York Hickery Dickery Dong by That one guy you like June 16, 2018

hickery dickery dock 

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hickery dickery dock by Zerkun Designs February 13, 2018

hickery dickery dock in this cock

its cold in here

maya why tf is it hickery dickery dock in this cock in here. tf u mean its brick dick in this bitch 👨🏿 ✈️

hickery dickery dock in this cock by maeve baszak December 21, 2025