hexfucked 

"Hexfucked" is a life long condition in which the worse possible luck seems to ALWAYS befall the poor fool who, even though they are expecting it, are blind-sided by the worst possible outcomes of any important and/or personal situation.

A person may be born hexfucked, as it seems to be hereditary, or can be developed over time and much, much alcohol and drug abuse leading to a near lifetime of poor decisions

I've got court today and i was born "hexfucked". This isn't going to end well.

hexfucked by Ben Hexfucked July 15, 2019

huffucked 

Huffucked as a result of long term inhaling of solvents.Being huffucked is an unpleasant and some times long term state where the user starts to hear ringing in ones ears, seeing bright light when they shut their eyes, having mild hallucinations and having uncontrollable twitches as a result of brain damage. When the stages of being Huffucked start to set in the user is forced to give up using solvents because the once pleasant feeling of being high becomes one big bad trip.
Its also very hard for the user to get to sleep because they can see bright light and swirling colours when they shut their eyes leaving the TV on to try and get to sleep at night is common.

Charlie: Why is the corner of that guys lip twitching
Pete: He must be huffucked
Charlie: He must've been on the gas for years!
Pete: Yeh, bet now he wishes he never saw a can of Butane in his life

huffucked by pl0xxxx May 17, 2012

headfucked 

Someone who has lost their mind, who does not make any sense when they talk or is just plain CRAZY!

That bitch is headfucked!

headfucked by thegirlwho January 7, 2007

heelfucked

When a man uses a women's High Heel as a Sex Toy and has sex with it.

Nathian seen Alana in some sexy Christian Louboutin peeptoe heels, when she took them off after wearing them all day, he grabbed them and Heelfucked them until he cummed all over them.

heelfucked by Festishking September 13, 2020

Hamfucked 

the process of getting fucked over when being overly greedy in a game.

Bob just got hamfucked on a roll for loot he needed, after winning the roll on everything else.

Hamfucked by goat of anger June 29, 2022

heelfucked

When a Man has sex with a women's High Heels.

Nate seen Alana in some sexy Christian Louboutin peeptoe heels, when she finally took them off after wearing them all day he grabbed them and Heelfucked them until he cummed all over them.

heelfucked by Festishking September 13, 2020

Hoofucked 

When someone gets fucked to death by a horse

Did you here the horrible news, Jerry was hoofucked

Hoofucked by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022