heels

Pointy instruments on the bottom of girls shoes used to make them taller. They may also be used to stomp on the feet of rude male dates.

Granny: My dear, how you've grown!
Grandaughter: Grandma, there called heels

by FloridianGurl August 3, 2005

Heels

A shoe created to make it harder for girls to run away from creepy guys

Friend: Run! There's a creepy guy coming after you!

You: I can't these stupid heels won't let me!

by Wolfgirl899 February 4, 2010

Heels

A term used for when something goes wrong and also ends in mild embarrasment.

Derived from the term "Sailor", as in: excuse me sir, there appears to be something on your heel. (The person then looks at their heel) to which the phrase "oooohhh hello Sailor" is then used.

I can't believe it, the bus was at the stop and just as I got to it, it pulled away. What a heels!!

I was meant to be meeting Lewie at 7 in the bar and he didn't turn up until 9.30. Heels.

by TinTin83 August 2, 2011

heels

A major instrument of feminization, used by the slutboy to practice his walkings properly for his adored mistress

Let me hit my heels on the floor and slink my little ass for you

by Ysengrim January 3, 2004

Heels

The art of getting incredibly plastered with out throwing up.

Alex: "Samantha had a little too much to drink tonight"

Brandon: "yeah man she legit was heels"

Evan: "ROASTED"

by SamanthaJo1 February 9, 2012

heels

Carved from a single heaving mass of cellulite

He's got a bad case of the heels

by Anonymous October 18, 2001

heels

Wear a heel step one time and fall and crack yo legs

Boy : Yo babe can i try yo heels ?

Girl : Nah bruh you a male
Boy : Please
Girl : ok...
*hears bell rings*
Pizza Delivery : Ayo the pizza here !

Boy : Ite comi- *Breaks legs with heels* OH NIGG- AAAAAAAAA, Oh... My legs Broke

by Kickoff2ndOP May 6, 2021