hestotate

when a dog instantly agrees with you

I asked my dog if she thinks that the philadelphia eagles are the best team in the nfl and she hestotated

by garywithadog October 20, 2022

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

hesticated

a verb 'to be hesticated' - to be extremely annoyed, agitated, claustrophobic and irritated all at the same time

"fuck it, im too hesticated!" "piss off you negro you're making me all hesticated"

by Chelsey Preston March 5, 2008

Hesitate

1.an expression for when you, or someone else doesnt follow through with a plan/opportunity.

the social equivalent of a stutter-step.

2.can also be used to describe the failure of others

1. damn it man, you had it! what happened with that chick?
"idk dude....hesitated"

its all good man, here comes another

- what do you think happened to him?

response: (shaking head with disapproval) "hesitated"
2. shiiiit did you see that? he's got no game at all!!

"hahahaha man he's a bitch. hesitated"

by themonster May 26, 2009

Hestimate

To (very) hesitantly - nervously and not certain - guess or calculate the cost, size, value, etc. of something.

"I ehhr hestimate it was something like - I don't know - twenty? Thousand? Or ten thousand years ago."

by Lalas1972 February 15, 2017

She who hesitates salivates

She who emphatically declines food when offered then later asks & complains when its all been eaten later salivates.

I ask my wife if she would like some chocolate and she declines, but is distraught later when it's all gone. I answer she who hesitates salivates.

by The original Kenty November 22, 2010

hestibate

1)The moment in any bathroom when one questions if they should finish taking a shit or masterbate

2) hesitating to master bate because your parents are in the other room

1) here I sit and hesitate should I shit or masterbate
Man I'm in a situation of hestibating

2) man my parents are in the other room but I have this raging boner I'm in a state of hestibate

by Echidna dick January 10, 2018