hestotate
I asked my dog if she thinks that the philadelphia eagles are the best team in the nfl and she hestotated
hestotate by garywithadog October 20, 2022
Words you can keep
I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003
hesticated
a verb 'to be hesticated' - to be extremely annoyed, agitated, claustrophobic and irritated all at the same time
hesticated by Chelsey Preston March 5, 2008
Hesitate
1.an expression for when you, or someone else doesnt follow through with a plan/opportunity.
the social equivalent of a stutter-step.
2.can also be used to describe the failure of others
the social equivalent of a stutter-step.
2.can also be used to describe the failure of others
1. damn it man, you had it! what happened with that chick?
"idk dude....hesitated"
its all good man, here comes another
- what do you think happened to him?
response: (shaking head with disapproval) "hesitated"
2. shiiiit did you see that? he's got no game at all!!
"hahahaha man he's a bitch. hesitated"
"idk dude....hesitated"
its all good man, here comes another
- what do you think happened to him?
response: (shaking head with disapproval) "hesitated"
2. shiiiit did you see that? he's got no game at all!!
"hahahaha man he's a bitch. hesitated"
Hesitate by themonster May 26, 2009
She who hesitates salivates
She who emphatically declines food when offered then later asks & complains when its all been eaten later salivates.
I ask my wife if she would like some chocolate and she declines, but is distraught later when it's all gone. I answer she who hesitates salivates.
She who hesitates salivates by The original Kenty November 22, 2010
hestibate
1)The moment in any bathroom when one questions if they should finish taking a shit or masterbate
2) hesitating to master bate because your parents are in the other room
2) hesitating to master bate because your parents are in the other room
1) here I sit and hesitate should I shit or masterbate
Man I'm in a situation of hestibating
2) man my parents are in the other room but I have this raging boner I'm in a state of hestibate
Man I'm in a situation of hestibating
2) man my parents are in the other room but I have this raging boner I'm in a state of hestibate
hestibate by Echidna dick January 10, 2018
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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