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I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003
Hesitate
1.an expression for when you, or someone else doesnt follow through with a plan/opportunity.
the social equivalent of a stutter-step.
2.can also be used to describe the failure of others
the social equivalent of a stutter-step.
2.can also be used to describe the failure of others
1. damn it man, you had it! what happened with that chick?
"idk dude....hesitated"
its all good man, here comes another
- what do you think happened to him?
response: (shaking head with disapproval) "hesitated"
2. shiiiit did you see that? he's got no game at all!!
"hahahaha man he's a bitch. hesitated"
"idk dude....hesitated"
its all good man, here comes another
- what do you think happened to him?
response: (shaking head with disapproval) "hesitated"
2. shiiiit did you see that? he's got no game at all!!
"hahahaha man he's a bitch. hesitated"
Hesitate by themonster May 26, 2009
She who hesitates salivates
She who emphatically declines food when offered then later asks & complains when its all been eaten later salivates.
I ask my wife if she would like some chocolate and she declines, but is distraught later when it's all gone. I answer she who hesitates salivates.
She who hesitates salivates by The original Kenty November 22, 2010
Hesitate
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