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The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.
"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."
The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011
One bad ass name Irish people invented but no one uses, basically it means a king.
Hesson is dope ass fuck but he acts like a little bitch.
hesson by Hessy August 26, 2020

Hesson Warrior

Hesson Warrior is code-name of secret RCB employee who reports directly to Director Of Cricket Mike Hesson.
He is the one who do real scouting and brought guys like Devdutt Padikkal and Rajat Patidar. Hesson Warrior will do anything to defend his boss Mike Hesson.
Tom- Look, RCB just posted a video of Mike Hesson's masterclass in auctions.
Dick- Pretty sure Hesson Warrior have already drafted 500 tweets for his praise.
He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.
Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”
Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021
Has big dick and is freaky he went to cascade middle school and can make u cum like he made me-maila
Herson is so fine
Herson by Maila uclaray October 15, 2019

tim henson 

media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.
"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."
tim henson by tom peters July 1, 2005
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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