hesson@hesson 

if hesson wins out, I’d whip out too.

yo you want to hesson@hesson and chill

hell yeah bring the nos

hesson@hesson by hessoninhesson June 12, 2018

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011

hesson 

One bad ass name Irish people invented but no one uses, basically it means a king.

Hesson is dope ass fuck but he acts like a little bitch.

hesson by Hessy August 26, 2020

Hesson Warrior

Hesson Warrior is code-name of secret RCB employee who reports directly to Director Of Cricket Mike Hesson.
He is the one who do real scouting and brought guys like Devdutt Padikkal and Rajat Patidar. Hesson Warrior will do anything to defend his boss Mike Hesson.

Tom- Look, RCB just posted a video of Mike Hesson's masterclass in auctions.
Dick- Pretty sure Hesson Warrior have already drafted 500 tweets for his praise.

Hesson Warrior by whatpseudonymbhenchod August 3, 2021

Heston

He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.

Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”

Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021

Herson 

Has big dick and is freaky he went to cascade middle school and can make u cum like he made me-maila

Herson is so fine

Herson by Maila uclaray October 15, 2019

tim henson 

media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.

"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."

tim henson by tom peters July 1, 2005