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One bad ass name Irish people invented but no one uses, basically it means a king.
Hesson is dope ass fuck but he acts like a little bitch.
hesson by Hessy August 26, 2020
Words you can keep

hesson@hesson 

if hesson wins out, I’d whip out too.
yo you want to hesson@hesson and chill

hell yeah bring the nos
hesson@hesson by hessoninhesson June 12, 2018
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Hesson Warrior

Hesson Warrior is code-name of secret RCB employee who reports directly to Director Of Cricket Mike Hesson.
He is the one who do real scouting and brought guys like Devdutt Padikkal and Rajat Patidar. Hesson Warrior will do anything to defend his boss Mike Hesson.
Tom- Look, RCB just posted a video of Mike Hesson's masterclass in auctions.
Dick- Pretty sure Hesson Warrior have already drafted 500 tweets for his praise.

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.
"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."
The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011

HessenTag 

An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.
"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"
HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020
He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.
Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick
Woman “ yea it’s huge
Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021
Has big dick and is freaky he went to cascade middle school and can make u cum like he made me-maila
Herson is so fine
Herson by Maila uclaray October 15, 2019
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