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hesidate 

A planned encounter between two individuals who are unsure whether each other's intentions are romantic.
He asked me to go for coffee tomorrow, but it might just be as friends, so I hesitate to call it a date. It's a hesidate.
hesidate by Mr. Brief July 30, 2006

OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!! 

A response to any insult directed at someone around you
Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"

he said us 

a cursed sentence that was once said by a man claiming to be big but is small. this phrase has given many immense trauma, emotional and physical marks, and disturbance. if you utter this word near anyone, you will immediately get jumped and spit on.

(also i'm pretty sure the podcast mansplain get deleted lmaooooooo

thanks nickisnotgreen 😁)
poo: he said usπŸ˜‚
someone:.........πŸ™πŸ˜¦.......get the fuck out right now
he said us by Hey hu October 2, 2021

Thats what he said 

Similar to thats what she said, except it refers to what a male would have said during the act of having sex.
Person 1: It was short but its good cuz it was free.

Person 2: Thats what HE said

he said she said 

An argument between a guy and a gal where the points made on either side can't be proven convincingly enough by either party to someone who has no clue what they're arguing about. Further exacerbated because you have no idea if either person is exaggerating or telling the truth and so nothing can be resolved. You know someone is lying about something, you just can't tell who. Usually the argument revolves around the relationship, money (who spends more on who), or some other pointless crap. Usually they've reached a point in their relationship where they really shouldn't be together and they're just arguing about anything and everything just to argue. Lawsuits can come from this.
Guy: "This b**** told me that she's never been with anybody before, but I found out she's been with a dude who died 3 years ago and didn't tell me about it!"

Gal: "That wasn't a romantic relationship! He was gay! I was just his friend!"

Third party: "Yeah, I can't tell if either of you is telling the truth. The dude's dead and so any proof of him being gay probably died with him if we was in the closet to everybody else. Gal, the gay card could be an excuse to get out of a lie. And you, guy, you could just be a jealous jackass and making this stuff up. It's a classic he said she said."
he said she said by thePenciler August 27, 2010

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go 

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.
Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs πŸ’‹