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Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!
So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"
Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!! by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 11, 2022
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He's dead, Jim
Used to calm someone down when overzealously destroying something. In other words, "enough already."
He's dead, Jim by ` April 25, 2003
Happy he's dead
You were happy when my shit was stolen. You reminded me every day how happy you were that my shit was stolen and that I had to sit here and work as my work was being stolen. So no you don't give a fuck about liberty or personal property rights. You give a fuck about YOU not getting murdered for this and being perceived as being better than someone you are not better than.
Hym "So I wouldn't say I'm happy he's dead... It's more like, I want the money and the credit I'm entitled to and I don't give a fuck about a YouTube bitch getting shot for a REASON that the YouTube fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY BE TRUST TO TELL YOU... So! Notice how I'm NOT getting murdered. Because according to the news it's coming from the left AND right... AT both the left and right... But NOT at me. I wouldn't test the dead man switch if I were them either but STILL. Even I could see how I would be considered reprehensible and/or killable! But these idiots just don't get it. They legitimately don't see themselves as killable! It is unreal. THEY can never be morally wrong. It's not a possibility in their own minds. Crazy."
Happy he's dead by Hym Iam September 12, 2025
it's not gay if he's dead
An inside joke within the Danny Phantom tumblr community. "It's not gay if he's dead" is a joke about people who want to fuck the ghosts. I don't know the origins of it lol
DP fan: "and then i was like, It's not gay if he's dead!"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"
it's not gay if he's dead by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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