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herpes slurpy 

the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD
Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.
herpes slurpy by studoo February 22, 2010
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herpe slurpy 

eating a chick out or giving a guy head that has herpes...pretty self explanitory
omg adam i cant belive you gave vicki a herpe slurpy
herpe slurpy by lynard September 10, 2005

herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.
herpes slurpee by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out
Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

Herpe Slurpee 

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.
Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.
Herpe Slurpee by AustiRody June 13, 2014

Herpe Slurpee 

Someone who gives out lots of unprotected blowjobs.
Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"

Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"
Herpe Slurpee by SevenSeaSailor August 30, 2009

Herpe Slurpee 

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.
Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
Herpe Slurpee by dinkydew January 16, 2012
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