hermiey 

It's like homie but funnier and also can be making fun of some one.

Hey hermiey last week was funny, or what's good Hermiey

hermiey by Big dick gang#mnm November 21, 2016

No Hermie 

Phrase used to discourage or ward off trolling or to otherwise notify potential trolls that their comments will be ignored.

Post: "Camped out at Walmart overnight so I can be the first to buy the new Kanye West album! No Hermie!"

No Hermie by BliggityBlam April 20, 2015

Hermien 

Herman is a Dutch and English given name. Its original meaning was "army man" (Arman) and derives from the Germanic elements "heri" meaning "army" combined with "man" meaning "man". It is cognate with German "Hermann".

Hermien is the female equivalent for Herman. "Army woman"

:"Sir, there's Hermien's approaching for the far east side"
(Noob reporting to his Major)

Aww she's such a hermien
*She's on a war path or she's 'n bitch
**In extreme circumstances it might mean she's so good to protect 'this'/'that'. She's a good mother.

(its determined by tone of voice, body language and situation)

Hermien by D@rkraider February 5, 2010

purple hermie 

Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.

Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.

purple hermie by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

Shooting for a Hermie 

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.

Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.

Shooting for a Hermie by JettFresh October 27, 2018

Hermie Hurricane 

Getting whacked off by a girl then proceeding to jizz in a red solo cup as to not get it on the floor. The girl must then drink the jizz out of the cup to hide all remnants of the activity, as well as to watch her guzzle the glory that just came out.

My parents just got new carpet and I didn't want them to know we were fooling around, so I found a red solo cup in the cupboard and made her drink the hermie hurricane.

Hermie Hurricane by Yakob99 June 28, 2013

No Hermie 

1. A phrase to use in all situations where "That's what she said" and "No Homo" should be used.

2. Phrase \created to use in lieu of "That's what she said" and "No Homo" as these phrases have been overused.

3. Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

4. A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke

Her: "Would you like to stay the night and park your car in my garage?" Him: "No Hermie"
Her: "Are you in?" Her: "No Hermie!"
Him to one of his boys: "Would you like some of my banana? No Hermie"

No Hermie by BlazinBlaze March 19, 2011