Hermanns
A pair of comfortable sandals with velcro locks that favor functionality over style, usually worn by German tourists, often in combination with white cotton socks and khaki shorts. They provide perfect protection against unwillingly impregnating women.
"Look at that guy with the Hermanns on. He must be German."
"You can leave your condoms at home today, since you are wearing your Hermanns."
"You can leave your condoms at home today, since you are wearing your Hermanns."
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