Definitions by Skrukk

Mountain Monkey

Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark

Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!

Mountain Monkey by Skrukk November 15, 2016

Hermanns 

A pair of comfortable sandals with velcro locks that favor functionality over style, usually worn by German tourists, often in combination with white cotton socks and khaki shorts. They provide perfect protection against unwillingly impregnating women.

"Look at that guy with the Hermanns on. He must be German."
"You can leave your condoms at home today, since you are wearing your Hermanns."

Hermanns by Skrukk January 10, 2015

Sydhavskonge 

A more political correct term in Norwegian for negro. Based on the "Pippi Långstrømpe"-books by Astrid Lindgren, where the term "negerkonge" (king of the negroes) was changed to "sydhavskonge" (king of the south seas).

Sydhavskonge, vær så snill!? (Nigger, please!?)

Sydhavskonge by Skrukk February 2, 2010