herbilitus

To be a herb, a herb doctor, to have herbititus, a ruff ryder, shops at herbs r us, michael david pinto, herbologist, drinks herb light

Hey Pinto you and rallis are such herbs did you guys give herbilitus to each other?!!??!

herbilitus by xpdubsx May 18, 2009

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herpilitisyphilaids

Grand summary of the sexual afflictions 1 in 4 people enjoy on a daily basis. When unsure of someones exact disease, simply referring to it as herpilitisyphilaids will alert everyone preventing a hook up with the individual unless they share herpilitisyphilaids or can add to the list such as gonoherpilitisyphilaids or herpimonosiphoaids.

Molly: "I dont remember what it was Jonny had but i think i caught it."
Willl: "Probably herpilitisyphilaids, everyone loves the trifecta!"
AJ: "You have to love those diseases that penicillin will not cure and AJAX will not scrub off!"

herpilitisyphilaids by littlePNdaB June 12, 2010

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Heraclitus

Ancient Greek philosopher, known as the Obscure, who posited, "πάντα χωρεῖ καὶ οὐδὲν μένει" or "All things are in flux, and nothing stays the same." By far one of the best philosophers.

Heraclitus maintained that the only constant is change.

Heraclitus by The Real Heraclitus August 16, 2017

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Genital Herpititus Aids

The mother of all STDs only carried by the filthiest of filthy whores...aaand Paris Hilton cough cough.

Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.

Genital Herpititus Aids by Boyfriendizeree September 1, 2014