hept
hept by uhhhdumbwhore January 26, 2021
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heptaret
A term signifying a sevenfold return on investment, inspired by "hepta," the Greek word for seven, and "ret," an abbreviation for return. Represents extraordinary growth and success achieved in a given timeframe.
Heptic
When you think you’re a science wiz and you call it the heptic artery and then your class mates make fun of you and you want to kill yourself.
Heptting
when you try to cover up a lie, situation, or try changing the topic, can also be when your trying to be someone you are not; trying to impress people also known as being fake. Could also be used as to confirm something is pointless or useless. May also be classified as : heptted , heptt and hepttless.
Man's keep heptting.
(this man keeps changing topics).
Girl's so heptt.
(this girl is so fake).
This is so hepttless.
(this is so pointless/useless).
Man/Girl just heptted me.
(this man/girl just lied to me.
(this man keeps changing topics).
Girl's so heptt.
(this girl is so fake).
This is so hepttless.
(this is so pointless/useless).
Man/Girl just heptted me.
(this man/girl just lied to me.
Heptting by mimiualreadyknow October 18, 2009
Heptapilated
Someone so weak-minded and stupid that it is assumed that he probably fell on his head as a child, splitting his skull into seven sections.
A: Bro, how can fish breathe under water and not in air, yet they have a nose?
B: My man, u really be HEPTAPILATED!
B: My man, u really be HEPTAPILATED!
Heptapilated by Franchek July 8, 2023
heptrick
when a complete grimy ass fuck has contracted all three types of Hepatitis (A,B, and C). They must where a Golden Sombrero to display publicly their condition. Other people are encouraged to throw hats at people wearing Golden Sombreros for the hat trick.
I was at an orgy in Brazil taking crack shots and sticking my penis in whatever holes i could find. When i got a blood test my doctor gave me a golden sombrero and threw hats at me and yelled "HEPTRICK!"
heptrick by Conniesaurus August 29, 2009
mrs heptinstall
She is the worst fucking teacher you’ll have. No one listens in her lessons and just plays Tetris at the back of the class.
mrs heptinstall by Rochel December 19, 2021
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