hept

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by uhhhdumbwhore January 26, 2021

heptaret

A term signifying a sevenfold return on investment, inspired by "hepta," the Greek word for seven, and "ret," an abbreviation for return. Represents extraordinary growth and success achieved in a given timeframe.

Tesla's stock price displayed an astonishing heptaret since January 2020, with its value multiplying sevenfold, showcasing its dominance in the electric vehicle market.

by ara205 August 19, 2023

Heptic

When you think you’re a science wiz and you call it the heptic artery and then your class mates make fun of you and you want to kill yourself.

When you think you’re a part of the heart but it turns out your just heptic.

by Quirkygal January 28, 2019

Heptting

when you try to cover up a lie, situation, or try changing the topic, can also be when your trying to be someone you are not; trying to impress people also known as being fake. Could also be used as to confirm something is pointless or useless. May also be classified as : heptted , heptt and hepttless.

Man's keep heptting.

(this man keeps changing topics).

Girl's so heptt.
(this girl is so fake).

This is so hepttless.
(this is so pointless/useless).

Man/Girl just heptted me.
(this man/girl just lied to me.

by mimiualreadyknow October 18, 2009

Heptapilated

Someone so weak-minded and stupid that it is assumed that he probably fell on his head as a child, splitting his skull into seven sections.

A: Bro, how can fish breathe under water and not in air, yet they have a nose?
B: My man, u really be HEPTAPILATED!

by Franchek July 8, 2023

heptrick

when a complete grimy ass fuck has contracted all three types of Hepatitis (A,B, and C). They must where a Golden Sombrero to display publicly their condition. Other people are encouraged to throw hats at people wearing Golden Sombreros for the hat trick.

I was at an orgy in Brazil taking crack shots and sticking my penis in whatever holes i could find. When i got a blood test my doctor gave me a golden sombrero and threw hats at me and yelled "HEPTRICK!"

by Conniesaurus August 29, 2009

Heptio

Iconic group of seven people.

We are a heptio!

by userhandlegoeshere November 24, 2021