heptrick 

when a complete grimy ass fuck has contracted all three types of Hepatitis (A,B, and C). They must where a Golden Sombrero to display publicly their condition. Other people are encouraged to throw hats at people wearing Golden Sombreros for the hat trick.

I was at an orgy in Brazil taking crack shots and sticking my penis in whatever holes i could find. When i got a blood test my doctor gave me a golden sombrero and threw hats at me and yelled "HEPTRICK!"

heptrick by Conniesaurus August 29, 2009

Hetricking 

A sexual act where two people cover themselves with marshmallow creme and then squeeze themselves into a male girdle, in the 69 position. In the girdle, a large framed woman sits in a chair next to them, rubbing her swollen clubbed foot in and out of the marshmallowed butt cracks.

It's hard to find Hetricking videos online.

Hetricking by Wilted spinach September 20, 2012

the hetrick 

The act of taking a shit on your hand and rubbing it in your balls and putting your balls on your friends controller as he is playing cod 4 because he blows dick at the game

alex: hey jordan i am gonna do the hetrick to brenden.
jordan: hahaha that would be funny i think he would like it.
alex yeah i bet he would.

the hetrick by jordaniscool April 30, 2008

A Jingling Hetrick

A cat with a loud bell collar

I heard a jingling hetrick when I walked into Pet Smart

A Jingling Hetrick by PapaKate March 23, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019