heptrick 

when a complete grimy ass fuck has contracted all three types of Hepatitis (A,B, and C). They must where a Golden Sombrero to display publicly their condition. Other people are encouraged to throw hats at people wearing Golden Sombreros for the hat trick.

I was at an orgy in Brazil taking crack shots and sticking my penis in whatever holes i could find. When i got a blood test my doctor gave me a golden sombrero and threw hats at me and yelled "HEPTRICK!"

heptrick by Conniesaurus August 29, 2009

Hetricking 

A sexual act where two people cover themselves with marshmallow creme and then squeeze themselves into a male girdle, in the 69 position. In the girdle, a large framed woman sits in a chair next to them, rubbing her swollen clubbed foot in and out of the marshmallowed butt cracks.

It's hard to find Hetricking videos online.

Hetricking by Wilted spinach September 20, 2012

the hetrick 

The act of taking a shit on your hand and rubbing it in your balls and putting your balls on your friends controller as he is playing cod 4 because he blows dick at the game

alex: hey jordan i am gonna do the hetrick to brenden.
jordan: hahaha that would be funny i think he would like it.
alex yeah i bet he would.

the hetrick by jordaniscool April 30, 2008

A Jingling Hetrick

A cat with a loud bell collar

I heard a jingling hetrick when I walked into Pet Smart

A Jingling Hetrick by PapaKate March 23, 2026