Hepatitis B

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The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!

Hepatitis B by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019

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Hipatitis B

An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.

Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."

Hipatitis B by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009

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Hepatitis Beeotch

Someone who rubs an open sore or cut on your clothing. thus giving you "hepatitis"

"kalani rubbed her gross cut on my pants that hepatitis beeotch!

Hepatitis Beeotch by Dylando April 15, 2009

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Heckatitis B

When you are so tizyte you become ill, and break out into the Bigelow at inappropriate times, especially while Donkey Punching.

Manwong is so gangsta, she gave turtle Heckatitis B when he donkey punched her

Heckatitis B by Hanzeus November 20, 2003

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Hepatitis BD

Hepatitis BD is a severe case of Hepatitis, BD is short for Big Dick.

Person 1: Hey man I gotta tell you something serious

Person 2: What’s wrong man?

Person 1: I got a severe case of Hepatitis BD.

Person 2: Oh dang dude, that’s awful.

Person 1: Hepatitis Big Dick

Person 2: haha very funny.

Hepatitis BD by Zucc MCN January 18, 2019

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Hepatious Bone

Hepatious Bone (noun) hɑ/peɪ/ʃ/ʌs/ : typically seen as a good omen, a godly blessing, or otherwise positive vibe type beat. Some cultures believe to also be a sign of fortune. In recent times, Hepatious Bone has been found inside modern cuisine such as pizza, promting the cultural zietgeihst of "boneless pizza" as finding this here is often a very bad omen, akin to a banshee's wailing (Yourself or someone close to you dying after hearing this scream).

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Hepatious Bone (Epcot) : The bones that Mr. Skeltal's Skeleton Army are made out of, reinforced by years of calcium consumption and prayer

"Hepatious Bone" :)

Hepatious Bone by Rocket Hops February 2, 2025

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Hepatitis C ya

A pissed off way of saying goodbye.

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.

Hepatitis C ya by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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