hepanomics
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hepanomics by Chadwick boseman February 28, 2023
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Helenomics
Taking tax dollars from lower and middle income folks in order to fund massive construction projects that benefit the well connected wealthy. In turn the well connected wealthy make sizeable political contributions to the politician in question.
The theory of Helenomics was created by Helen Shiller, the alderman of the 46th Ward of Chicago - you skim $125,000,000 in incremental property tax revenue from the county's coffers to build low, very low, and extremely low income housing projects, giving the government contracts to your cronies and friends, who then turn around and donate large sums of money back into your political campaigns.
Helenomics by WhatTheHelen December 8, 2006
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hypenomics
Hypenomics, or, the study of Hype and how to induce or encourage a state of Hype in different ethnic groups, individuals, or societies which are in need of Hype.
You guys look like you're in need of some Hype, well, you're in luck! I just happen to be a major in Hypenomics! (Proceeds to get entire group Hype.)
"Man, this party is not Hype at all..." "Go talk to that guy! I hear he has a degree in Hypenomics!"
"Man, this party is not Hype at all..." "Go talk to that guy! I hear he has a degree in Hypenomics!"
hypenomics by HypeWarrior October 15, 2015
Hecanomics
A word us economists like to refer to when talking about economics. The word hecanomics means that economics is so hectic, therefore the word hectic and economics has been merged.
Hecanomics by hecanomics man February 19, 2012
heronomics
This is where a villager steps up and steps in to defend the village from dragons, becoming a hero, is paid accordingly, receives recognition, status and marries the fairest maiden. The hero isn't nominated by the king but knows at least one villager will bring it upon themselves to do what's right. The king relies upon heronomics to fund the protection of the realm rather than budget for enough knights to defend all of the villages.
In the corporate world, product gaps are covered in a similar manner.
In the corporate world, product gaps are covered in a similar manner.
One exec to another: "Yeah I know our product doesn't handle everything our customer wants, but we know our field team will step up, heronomics will take care of it so we don't have to plan that out."
heronomics by dragoonthedragonslayer June 12, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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