hypenomics 

Hypenomics, or, the study of Hype and how to induce or encourage a state of Hype in different ethnic groups, individuals, or societies which are in need of Hype.

You guys look like you're in need of some Hype, well, you're in luck! I just happen to be a major in Hypenomics! (Proceeds to get entire group Hype.)
"Man, this party is not Hype at all..." "Go talk to that guy! I hear he has a degree in Hypenomics!"

hypenomics by HypeWarrior October 15, 2015

Helenomics 

Taking tax dollars from lower and middle income folks in order to fund massive construction projects that benefit the well connected wealthy. In turn the well connected wealthy make sizeable political contributions to the politician in question.

The theory of Helenomics was created by Helen Shiller, the alderman of the 46th Ward of Chicago - you skim $125,000,000 in incremental property tax revenue from the county's coffers to build low, very low, and extremely low income housing projects, giving the government contracts to your cronies and friends, who then turn around and donate large sums of money back into your political campaigns.

Helenomics by WhatTheHelen December 8, 2006

hypernomics 

Getting hyper, spitting fast but in a method to which every last word rhymes, but also every other word inbetween rhymes, as made famous by Reza of Reverse Freezing Rain Elements

IE:I'ma bangin emcee, inspired by the rain freezing.

U've gotta talent but try that hypernomics.

hypernomics by Reza Mikhaeil February 11, 2007

hypenosis 

Anticipating something that won't be as good as they told you it would.

"This movie wasn't as good as I thought. That marketing totally put me in a state of hypenosis."

hypenosis by blatherskyte November 7, 2013

Hypenosis 

A combination of hype and hypnosis used to manipulate and control receptive vessels.

Man speaking in a deep rhythmic speech pattern: "This was the most rigged election in the history of our country and we need to take our country back, we need to be strong and fight. If we don't take out country back now we will lose it forever. Be strong and fight. Now let's march to the Capital. I will be right there with you. Let's fight and take our country back!"

Observer 1: Did you see all those maga people storm the capital and try to subvert democracy. How could they think they're patriots if they're trying to block democracy and go against the constitution?

Observer 2: They got hit with some hypenosis so strong that they don't even realize they're acting as domestic terrorists and not patriots. Plus many can't even come to grips with the reality that this attack was carried out by Trump people and not antifa.

Hypenosis by The Realest John Galt January 10, 2021

hepanomics

How much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Imagine if that woodchuck could hepanomics

hepanomics by Chadwick boseman February 28, 2023

Hypenosis 

When you hype up an event so much before it happens, that you can't allow yourself to accept that it was disappointing.

I spent sixth months hyping up The Last Jedi that I had hypenosis when it came out and liked it for 2 years.

Hypenosis by Daft_panda June 7, 2025