henduhman 

Ender man but with a speech impediment

Like a henduhman, doo do do do do do do do, doo do do do do do do. You saw me there...

henduhman by SomKoolBreadBoi February 13, 2021

Henchman 24 

Henchman 24 is a recently deceased Henchman of The Monarch, the arch-nemesis and rival to Dr. Thaddeus Venture, father of The Venture Bros. (the title of the adult swim television series).

Henchman 24 is notorious for his strangely pitched voice, his lanky build, and his resemblance to Jerry Seinfled, once his costume is off. He is seen most frequently, in fact always, with Henchman 21, his cohort and friend.

Henchman 24 is killed by a car bomb when he mistakenly gets his seatbelt stuck in what was supposed to be a parked Monarchmobile.

The Monarch has not only hired Henchman 24 as his henchman, he at one time was a "Shadowman" with him under the employ of Phantom Limb, during his time with the Guild of Calamitous Intent. At that time, Henchman 24 was known as Shadowman.... 24.

He currently haunts his old friend, 21, though it is still disputable as to whether or not he is in fact a spirit returned from the dead or a figment of 21's damaged psyche at the loss of his one and only friend.

Henchman 24 ran from Brock Sampsons as fast as his feet could carry him, being his life depended on it.

Henchman 24 by TwainFan January 1, 2010

volunteer henchman 

A cynical coward of wantonly sadistic and sub-human moral character who is always desperate to participate in easy victories of any sort. He or she can be seen in the wild slithering out from under some rock to immediately and automatically take the side of all obvious predators and victimizers, against any of their "whining loser" victims.

Can be republican or democrat, because they're both basically the same thing nowadays anyway.

Whatever you do, don't let Duane hear you talk about what your company did to you; all he'll do is call you a "whiner" and paint you as some kind of spoiled and "disgruntled ingrate". That's just the way he is -- he's a volunteer henchman.

volunteer henchman by C'est Logique March 16, 2012

henschman 

(n) a man who has a hensch

see hensch

Mike look at those things, you are definitely a henschman.

The henschman was too scared to talk to the girls because of his over-sized testicles and his under-sized penis.

henschman by pdgac May 20, 2016

SAYS THE HENCHMAN 

The comeback NOONE can argue with

"YO SHOES ARE UGLY!!!!!!!"
"says the henchman"

"Discord is so henchmanic"
"says the henchman"

SAYS THE HENCHMAN by notanash September 25, 2020

Cheese Henchman

The Cheese Henchman, the one that brings grace to the glorious Cheese Priest. There is only one Henchman, for the role is too great to be shared amongst others. This person is second in command, he rules over the Cheeselings but is overseen by the Cheese Priest. He must not anger the holiest of priests known as the Cheese Priest, if he does he will be struck down and banished from the holiest's Church.

The Cheese Henchman should be feared

Cheese Henchman by MrPik December 10, 2020

devoted henchman 

a servant or lackey who would rather kill his self than become a burden or hindrance to his master. more than often they will carry an object somewhere hidden on their body to carry this out. can refer to an over-the-top people pleaser.

the devoted henchman commits suicide so he doesn't dishonour the name of his master.
the devoted pussy commits suicide so he doesn't have to get a devoted ass whooping.

devoted henchman by katie welch January 2, 2009

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004