Rectal Riot

An act where a man or woman takes a massive shit that stretches their butthole, then gets ass fucked directly after leaving you sore and unable to walk.

Person 1: Why are you walking so funny today?
Person 2: I had a Rectal Riot last night.

by bordman24 September 12, 2010

Hemroid hunter

The act of having anal sex in order to pop painful burning hemroids.

Person 1: Honey I have some really painful hemroids...
Person 2: Well then I will be your Hemroid Hunter today baby!!!

by bordman24 September 13, 2010

super sonic power squirt

After banging a chick hard you pull out and cum in her eyes, blinding her while yelling "Boom Bitch"

Dude last night I gave Becky the ultimate super sonic power squirt!

by bordman24 September 12, 2010