hemriod

when your asshole falls out

not that sean has hemriods he has a bulge in the front and back.

by sam August 21, 2004

Hemroid

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014

Hemroid

Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

heriod

A heriod is the reason for a man getting cranky and short-tempered regularly basis. The male version of a period.

Rembrandt: Wow, Dali is really cranky these days.'
Van Gogh: 'Totally, dude, I think he's on his heriod.'

by Menhir April 26, 2011

hemroids

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

by roids masta August 25, 2003

hemroids

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain

damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain

by beaner August 7, 2004

hemroid

A driver that will not get off your ass.

I sure am glad that hemroid turned off, I was tired of him riding my ass.

by heminow? June 5, 2007