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A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.
The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.
Hemroid by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008
A heriod is the reason for a man getting cranky and short-tempered regularly basis. The male version of a period.
Rembrandt: Wow, Dali is really cranky these days.'
Van Gogh: 'Totally, dude, I think he's on his heriod.'
heriod by Menhir April 26, 2011

hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad
hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003

hemroids 

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain
damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain
hemroids by beaner August 7, 2004
A driver that will not get off your ass.
I sure am glad that hemroid turned off, I was tired of him riding my ass.
hemroid by heminow? June 5, 2007