hemorage

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To freak out, stress or have an unpleasant epiphone in a short moment that result in you hemoraging, not in your brain, but in your pants.

Omg i just hemoraged!

hemorage by choges April 10, 2008

Words you can keep

homorageous

A term used to disparage the fight for gay civil equality by implying it's outrageous.

He wants to visit his long-term lover in hospital. That dude is homorageous!

homorageous by The truth behind the facade November 16, 2009

Related Words

hemorage • Hemorager • Hemerage • hemotage • homorageous • brain hemmorage • Shit hemorrage • homo-rage

Hemerage

The emotion felt upon discovering that your arse is bleeding due to the butt-fucking you just got. Similar to road rage caused by someone cutting infront of you in traffic (See hunter).

Chris Shanahan hemeraged in his bedroom at 42 Ladybird St, Strathpine.

Hemerage by Anonymous QGL goon. June 15, 2003

Hemerage

asl hemerage?

Hemerage by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Shit hemorrage

(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.

As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"

or

"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"

Shit hemorrage by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006

Hemorager

When a person gets both and erection and a severe bleeding from their penis. Usually ends fatally.

-A 27 year old in Minnesota was transported to an hospital after he got an hemorager. The man died after a few hours, bleeding out of his manly bits.

Hemorager by The Sugar Gobbler April 13, 2023

brain hemmorage

when you ask an idiot to say a word and he says brain hemmorage

Just say a god damn word Brain hemmorage

brain hemmorage by hfvu,ltcvbkjouy8t7fr6cvghbnmkj December 13, 2013

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026