helpme

The cutest being in the universe

Hey, that's helpme, she is cute!

by RubyDupy August 2, 2020

helpme_1233

A very cool person in Twitter that you should follow right now

Person a: Hey man! I found this Twitter acount!
Person b: what's there user?
Person a: helpme_1233
Person b: i already follow them because they're so epic and funny!
Person a: I agree

by Gunfight June 11, 2023

greg helpme

a almost bald guy with imposter items in his beeg shoes. He also is stinke and always farts. Greg Helpme is obviously the imposter and is too powerful. He is also secretly depressed and a wimpy kid (a front for his EVIL plot). He is also secretly is a scary pink man from octopus contest.

Greg Helpme is sus and scary impasta

by susy man and dhar man but sus February 23, 2022

Helper.gg

Helper.gg is a bot in Discord

A Discord Bot
This Bot is a Ticket System for Discord.
This is Good for business and customer service that use Discord to plan projects and help clients.

Holy Fuck I thought Helper.gg is a Helping Bot! He is just a Ticketing System for Business Inquiries!!!
Hey Name have you heard of Helper.gg? This bot is a good one he can provide tickets for us? you sus...

by Victor Gamer March 28, 2021

Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Helpie

"A selfie to brag about helping." Typically a American or European volunteer in Africa or Southeast Asia taking a picture of themselves with a child or children that are obviously poor, often showing the American or European offering help to the child or children, or implying such help. These photos are often used as Tinder profile pictures, and eventually are featured on Humanitarians of Tinder.

Also can be a photograph of a humanitarian aid worker in the act of helping a needy person, used in the context of fundraising for the humanitarian organization. As referenced in an official USAID response, "Small et. al 2007 has shown that well-lit photos and helpies generate more funding than text-based, and data-driven presentations of complex, global problems."

"She took a beautiful helpie of her and a child at the village school in Uganda where she volunteered for a week. Now its her Tinder profile picture and her organization is using that photo as a helpie in their annual report"

by JadedAid October 12, 2017

Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

by mushroomtea October 21, 2011