helpfuck

Helpfuck is when you haven't had sex in a while so a friend practices with you by having sex with you.

Anna it's my first date in a long time tomorrow and I'm not sure if I still got it can I get a helpfuck?

by Rogueleon October 5, 2016

HELLFUCKYEAH!

The highest exclamation of agreement and joy.

"Shall we get wasted and go gash-dabbling tonight?"

"Hellfuckyeah!"

by WOLFGANGYEAH? July 15, 2009

Helpfuk

when the act of seeking assistance, or attempting to be helpful, actually worsens the problem.

Thomas Midgley, Jr. Invented Leaded petrol to stop knocking as well as the first CFC's to stop refrigerators from killing people. These were both real helpfuks.

by sozan November 13, 2012

Hellfuck

A word used to describe something terrible and extremely painful, often in relation to scool papers or statistics work. Could also be in reference to a bad sexual experience.

My god, this stat lab is a hellfuck.

by DaveFrigginThomason February 25, 2010

hellfuck

a word used to combine the two frazes what the hell? and what the fuck?

what the hellfuck

by Duwhite Onyur Lipps June 9, 2004

helpfuk

Tries to help but just fucks it up.

Johnny tried to be helpful to his father by giving him a hammer when he was working. Johnny was actually helpfuk when he dropped it on his toe."

by Chuck Hale June 24, 2014

HARD HELLFUCK

a state of being where chill budz either chill even harder than usual, achieve enlightenment through mad heady or just stay str8.

1. Yo, you wanna keep chillin or go HARD HELLFUCK?

2. Na man, lets take this blunt of heady to the dome and reach HARD HELLFUCK level 8 or 9. HP+10

by Boner6969696969696969696969696 January 2, 2009