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A combination of the word "Hell" and "My Khrist" used in a shocked or unbelievable expression or conversation
Person 1; I got this camel on sale for $482
Person2; What the helmk is that!? Why!?
helmk by TrullyDefiningWordsSince2023 November 25, 2023
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A combination of the words "Hell" and "My Khrist" used in a surprised or shocked expression.
Person 1; I bought this camel for $472
Person 2; What the helmk!? Why!?
helmk by TrullyDefiningWordsSince2023 November 25, 2023

Muddy Helmet 

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
Muddy Helmet by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Gabe Helmy 

The action of getting really defensive when someone says pineapple doesnt belong on pizza.
Person 1: Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza.

Person 2: Don't make me pull a Gabe Helmy on you.

Gabe Helmy - the action of getting really defensive when someone says pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
Gabe Helmy by relatablegabehelmy August 19, 2017

Fish Helmet 

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.
Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.
Fish Helmet by mushroomtea October 21, 2011

bulletproof helmet 3000 

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

king helm8 

Where "Fucking hell m8" is spelled incorrectly, usually rushed. Often found on IRC.
Lyndon:king helm8 i just died

fucking hell m8
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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