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helmk

A combination of the word "Hell" and "My Khrist" used in a shocked or unbelievable expression or conversation
Person 1; I got this camel on sale for $482
Person2; What the helmk is that!? Why!?
by TrullyDefiningWordsSince2023 November 25, 2023
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helmk

A combination of the words "Hell" and "My Khrist" used in a surprised or shocked expression.
Person 1; I bought this camel for $472
Person 2; What the helmk!? Why!?
by TrullyDefiningWordsSince2023 November 25, 2023
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Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
by Smack Baby October 23, 2011
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Gabe Helmy

The action of getting really defensive when someone says pineapple doesnt belong on pizza.
Person 1: Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza.

Person 2: Don't make me pull a Gabe Helmy on you.

Gabe Helmy - the action of getting really defensive when someone says pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
by relatablegabehelmy August 19, 2017
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Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.
Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.
by mushroomtea October 21, 2011
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bulletproof helmet 3000

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah
by Garry Goose March 8, 2019
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king helm8

Where "Fucking hell m8" is spelled incorrectly, usually rushed. Often found on IRC.
by yesyourveryatthemomentprettymu October 28, 2010
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