Helmer 

People who claim to not be gay but secretly (obviously) are.

Person 1: He's not gay he's a Helmer!

Helmer by mycockslong February 11, 2022

Helmer 

Synonym for internet forum troll. This type of troll remains on topic, but will use other, more subtle tactics to inflame and incite other posters.

These tactics vary, ranging from purposefully aggravating signatures, avatars or fonts.

An inside joke of the Helmer is to use the word Helmer in the username, signature or avatar. It's a reference to the infamous "Helmer mass banning" that occurred on the My Little Pony forum in 2004.

Poster1 : That guy has some good points, but he has a picture of Jesus bullfighting an anus for his av and his font makes him seem really pretentious. Is it just me, or is that guy a gimmick?

Poster2 : He's not a gimmick, he's a Helmer, ignore him.

Helmer by realityking August 14, 2010

Helmer 

A person that engages in homosexual acts but is not gay by his own claims.

You are such a Helmer.

Helmer by Lordeitch November 8, 2018

helmer 

a person who rawks major socks. a badass of sorts. the hellmaster.

(person a):wow, matt is shredding on the bass tonight!
(person b):yeah, matt is definitely a true helmer!

helmer by dando May 16, 2006

helmer 

One who frequently engages in homosexual activities to please his prostate.

Yeah hes not gay, but hes a helmer.

helmer by Dingle berry January 9, 2005

helmer 

yep..that seems about right

wow...shes sucha bitch

helmer by her parents January 24, 2005

Helmer 

Determination.

My friend Helmer has an Anki learning streak of over 1000 days

Helmer by rade1 July 3, 2023