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helmet-hair

Hairstyles worn by African-American women starting around 1990, that was sprayed heavily with hair spritz, so that the hair style did not move, even in strong gusts of wind. Some of these styles include the mushroom bob , the pinapple updo, the freeze and the spiked pixie. Some actresses that made these styles famous were Halle Berry, Jo Marie Payton ( Harriet on Family Matters ), Terri Vaughn, Wendy Robinson. Some R and B singers include group SWV and the group Xscape.
"Man, my sister slept sittin up to maintain that freeze for church , damned helmet-hair!"

Woman says to hair stylist-"Girl give me a Halle Berry!!"
helmet-hair by fefe1 January 4, 2013
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Helmet hair 

Messy hair. The flat, lifeless appearance of hair, or wild, 'uncontrollable' appearance of hair when a motorcycle helmet is removed. Most affected are women and it's a common problem for those with a coiffure.
When she took off her helmet, everyone could see she had 'helmet hair'.

Her 'helmet hair' took a lot of brushing-out before her hair looked nice again.
Helmet hair by ColonelBlimp September 5, 2011

helmet hair 

The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair spray on her hair that when you touch it, it's like touching a football helmet: secure and immovable. Often found in combination with caked makeup. pejorative.

Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.
Jenny-Sue has helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue is a helmet hair.

The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.
helmet hair by Gr33nman May 26, 2008

helmet hair 

when you jizz in a condom and then pull it over the girls head and rub it around.
"i gave megan some mad helmet hair last night."
helmet hair by Die-lon January 6, 2008

helmet hair 

when a girl gives a boy a nosh and she goes mad with it and her hair messes up.

Coming from hair and helmet of the penis.
OMG she gave him a nosh! we could tell as she had helmet hair!
helmet hair by Dayyyyy October 24, 2009

Hair Helmet 

When someone has a large amount of hair on there head and its natural shape is that of a Motorcycle Helmet.
Whoa Frank... nice Hair Helmet!
Hair Helmet by SouCo Mapos September 24, 2007

hair helmet 

an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature due to an abundance of hairspray
jimmy swaggart, sam donaldson, sara palin, and doris day have the hair helmet in common
hair helmet by beachkat January 22, 2009
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