heiple

To drink massive amounts of alcohol through a freakishly huge head

Damn, that guy was so heiple that i didnt think he would get his head to stop bobbing long enough to finish that beer.

by backupthebrinks July 3, 2008

horsecock heiple

A white male who slanders others for pure satisfaction.

Horsecock Heiple is a menace in the party.

by Zlittle May 5, 2022

hiplete

A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.

hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?

hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!

hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete

by hillert October 18, 2013

Helpless executive syndrome

the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar

Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.

by Jill Bystrom October 13, 2017

helpless romantic

Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.

Hannah is a helpless romantic

by Shawny G January 3, 2008

Heiley

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Don't get it mixed up with the Hailey's with an A. Heileys are the most special girls you will ever meet. She is smart, pretty, and hilarious. If a Heiley likes you, consider yourself lucky. Hold her close as you will never find someone quite like her.

Heiley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet

by Pbjtgrewp December 8, 2019

Heinlein

Famous & weird SF writer who was one of the Greats of the Golden Age of SF, eg: the 40's & 50's. Though he was not the greatest master of dialogue, his stories are often quite gripping.

He has added two cool words to the language, grok & the acronym TANSTAAFL.

There is a fine line between Heinlein & the rest.

by moonlymeister January 3, 2006