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heine hymen

The final symbolic vestige of integrity and dignity that people have before they allow their "backyard" to become a playground for others' body parts, various tools, and terrified rodents. It's the anal maidenhead.
Muriel: Gee Whiz, Cindy! Sit down! You're acting like you have ants in your pants!
Cindy: Oh, Muriel! I let Salvatore do things to me last night and I can't sit down. It's horrible!
Muriel: So he finally took your heine hymen! He'll never respect you again and probably told all the fellas by now. At least that's what he did to me...
by von groovy June 6, 2017
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Heinz Hymen

The thin layer of film covering a bottle of unopened ketchup. This is the transparent layer, just underneath the aluminum part.

It often lets out a small odor, and is messy to break.
Gross, I got the ketchup juice all over my hands trying to open the Heinz Hymen
by Semajskolka December 2, 2010
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