Definitions by Semajskolka
Heinz Hymen
The thin layer of film covering a bottle of unopened ketchup. This is the transparent layer, just underneath the aluminum part.
It often lets out a small odor, and is messy to break.
It often lets out a small odor, and is messy to break.
Heinz Hymen by Semajskolka December 2, 2010
Africa Long
Used to emphasize the amount of time one has gone without doing something by comparing to the colonization of Africa, which happened in the 9th century.
"Oh man, I haven't watched this show in Africa long!"
"Hey Chris, it's great to see you! It's been Africa long since we last chilled!"
"Hey Chris, it's great to see you! It's been Africa long since we last chilled!"
Africa Long by Semajskolka January 19, 2010
SchmarrettSchmoorhees
A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.
SchmarrettSchmoorhees by Semajskolka December 17, 2009