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The thin layer of film covering a bottle of unopened ketchup. This is the transparent layer, just underneath the aluminum part.

It often lets out a small odor, and is messy to break.
Gross, I got the ketchup juice all over my hands trying to open the Heinz Hymen
by Semajskolka November 30, 2010
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Used to emphasize the amount of time one has gone without doing something by comparing to the colonization of Africa, which happened in the 9th century.
"Oh man, I haven't watched this show in Africa long!"

"Hey Chris, it's great to see you! It's been Africa long since we last chilled!"
by Semajskolka January 19, 2010
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A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.
Bro, stop playing when I'm talking. You're being such a SchmarrettSchmoorhees.
by Semajskolka December 17, 2009
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