heifer herder 

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

heifer herder by Peeacheyeell March 6, 2011

Herfer 

Any white old fat man capable of blowing fat clouds with a cigar

That guy over there looks like such a herfer

Herfer by Big Herfer 420 May 18, 2018

heider 

That super awesome guy with a name that no one understands, like seriously, is it German??

Hey look, it's heider with his turtle

heider by Heheheimcool February 23, 2015

Heider 

Scottish for headbut

He was due a heider
I walked up for him and heidered him

Heider by Slanghiy March 25, 2022

smurf herfer 

somebody who aggressively fondles(plays with) someone elses genitals while playing with theirs....

Jack is such a smurf herfer....

smurf herfer by alucarD Brujah November 23, 2006

zach heider 

A thicc ass baddie music maker from iow. Has a thicc bum when he sends me videos of him on the toilet. Very cute with his perm and his singing gets all the ladies.

Hey did you see that Zach Heider yesterday?
Oh my god no! Where is he?

zach heider by ardenejensen April 16, 2021

Heider 

A Awesome guy that loves cars and ladies, pulls all the ladies, hes the main attraction, Heider is a chill guy ngl.

Guy: yo heider is a W guy ngl
Female: yeah hes just soo nice

Heider by Russian Attack Helicopter August 26, 2024