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heifá
Heifa
Best person u will ever find.
They r feisty and hot.. and everything u want
All th boys secretly like her for her amazing personality humour and looks
Don’t try and argue with her she is always right because she is boss
She has the best sassyness and you can’t deny it.
Her smile with make ur day
She’s the friend that will let you cry on her shoulder and give you support
Her heart is kind and she is very unique
No matter what don’t ever lose such a unique girl like her.
They r feisty and hot.. and everything u want
All th boys secretly like her for her amazing personality humour and looks
Don’t try and argue with her she is always right because she is boss
She has the best sassyness and you can’t deny it.
Her smile with make ur day
She’s the friend that will let you cry on her shoulder and give you support
Her heart is kind and she is very unique
No matter what don’t ever lose such a unique girl like her.
heifa
SHE IS HOT AS HELL
and the best person once YOU get to know her. She’s feisty and cute and sassy but at the same time. Her humour is the best thing about her aswell as her smexy looks. She is god at roasting when you disrespect her but once your on her good side she will be the most loyal friend. Every boy secretly likes her but she thinks that no one does. Once you meet heifa don’t lose her because she is the most unique girl you will ever find
and the best person once YOU get to know her. She’s feisty and cute and sassy but at the same time. Her humour is the best thing about her aswell as her smexy looks. She is god at roasting when you disrespect her but once your on her good side she will be the most loyal friend. Every boy secretly likes her but she thinks that no one does. Once you meet heifa don’t lose her because she is the most unique girl you will ever find
crazy heifer
a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012
Heifer Snack
A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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