Heemz 

A close friend, almost akin to a brother

Person 1: Bro, you know Darrel?
Person 2: Of course! That’s my heemz!

Heemz by tlhcamo November 29, 2019

heemz 

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also poop

-headmove-
-throws jazz out of house-

heemz by poop March 6, 2005

heem sleepy 

Ghetto talk for "he is unconscious". Mostly said by imageboard users and crackheads.

Oooh, heem sleepy!

heem sleepy by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

Scrub the heezy 

1. To prepare carefully for an event. (v.)

2. To get cleaned up. Attend to one's personal hygiene.(v.)

Travis: wha' cho' doin' with does CDs beyotch?
Bambiqua: Scrubbin' the heezy for the party, foo ! This party going to be off the chainsaw!

OR

Bambiqua: Whew! did all y'all forget to scrub the heezy?

Travis: I just come from shootin' hoops straight off the heeze.

Bambiqua: Well, git!

Scrub the heezy by 209 fo evah! June 4, 2010

He's heem

The total package, a man that's just fly , his own fly can't be duplicated.

Woman sees a flyy ass guy with a bust down grill and Band-Aids wadded in his jeans "Yesss, He's Heem".

He's heem by queen Q March 17, 2019

in da heezy fo' sheezy 

Ghetto way to say "in the house, for sure." Used to emphasize someone's presence.

Jamal: "Oh yeah! Chingy is the greatest rapper ever!"
Jaleel: "Shut yo mouth bitch. 2pac in da heezy fo' sheezy."

Dad: "Hey kids, where's your mother?"
Daughter: "I think she's still at work, Daddy."
Dad: "Oh darn. Well I'm hungry...did you remember to put the pot roast in the oven?"
Son: "Chillz my nigga. Mama in da crib, I just peeped her whip rollin' in 'bout 10 minutes ago. She in da heezy fo' sheezy, and dat shit already be cookin' like a mofo, playa."
Dad: "Alrighty then. Hey, did you finish your science homework?"
Son: "No bitch, dis pimp don't want none of that shit. I'm a' blast gats on yo' ass! Da only science I be droppin' is da phat rhymes I spit on da mike, beeotch!"
Dad: "OK, Barnaby...just make sure you do it before your tennis match at the country club."

in da heezy fo' sheezy by Nick D March 7, 2005

heembo 

Of or related to the socially awkward. Generally a multifunctional root word. Various definitions similar to the "F" word. One can really make this into any reasonable word or definition. queer, weird, gay, strange.

Heembologist, heembosapien, heembosaurus, heembonaut, heemboism, no heembo (derivation: no homo), heembosexual, etc.

Heembosexual:

friend 1: yo look at that girl she's mad pretty.
friend 2: nah chill with that, i heard she's heembosexual.

heembo by grimefighter007 November 9, 2010