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The same as a shoejob (a footjob with shoes/boots on) but specifically with high -heeled shoes or boots of some sort. High heels are a sexual fetish object within themselves; a heeljob is masturbation of the male by a female using her high-heeled footwear as the only or main means of contact. The act generally puts the female in the dominant position as there are usually undertones of masochism on the part of the male. The experience is often enjoyed by the female and some will even reach orgasm themselves as the male reaches his climax and ejaculates. Some see it as an act of goddess worship, a sort of offering by the male at the feet of his goddess. Others see it as the complete humiliation of the male, as basically his precious life giving semen is only fit to polish their high-heeled shoes or boots; their own phalluses (the heels themselves) have won over his!
She felt her own orgasm rising inside her as the heeljob she was giving him came to an end and his semen spurted all over her new high heeled shoes!
heeljob by Mike Martlet July 3, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026