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Altocalciphilia is a sexual fetish where the fetish object is shoes, boots, and sandals with high heels. It I generally but not exclusively a heterosexual condition where males are strongly attracted to females who wear high heels usually as a result of important female personalities in their childhood years having worn such footwear. The condition can be a major or a minor one, ranging from a simple preference for women who wear high heels through to the inability to perform the sex act without the female wearing high heels through to desiring only to masturbate or be masturbated with the high heeled footwear. It is in its mild form the most common sexual fetish amongst European and US males.
Having altocalciphilia he always asked his girlfriends to leave their heels on when making out in the sack. A
by Mike Martlet May 22, 2021
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Altocalciphilia is a sexual fetish where the fetish object is shoes, boots, and sandals with high heels. It I generally but not exclusively a heterosexual condition where males are strongly attracted to females who wear high heels usually as a result of important female personalities in their childhood years having worn such footwear. The condition can be a major or a minor one, ranging from a simple preference for women who wear high heels through to the inability to perform the sex act without the female wearing high heels through to desiring only to masturbate or be masturbated with the high heeled footwear. It is in its mild form the most common sexual fetish amongst European and US males.
Having altocalciphilia he always asked his girlfriends to leave their heels on when making out in the sack.
by Mike Martlet May 22, 2021
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Testicles or testes are the pair of male glands that produce sperm fluid; the tiny sperm in the fluid each contain half the 'information' required to produce another being of the same species. The other half is provided by the egg that is produced in the female equivalent glands called ovaries. When sperm is spurted into the female via the penis and has travelled through the cervix into the womb, the thousands of sperm surround the 'waiting' egg and when one sperm is successful in piercing the egg, the egg, which is hundreds of times larger than the sperm, then prevents further sperm from doing so. The egg is then "fertilized" and eventually grows into a new being of the same species.

The testicles also produce a hormone called testosterone; this hormone in large doses is what makes a being grow into a male. Thus testicles are what makes a male a male!

Unfortunately for mammals, the testicles have to be on the outside of the body so that they do not get too warm. They are composed of tiny tubes or sperm ducts where the sperm are produced; these tubes are coiled up like very thin coils of spaghetti and are contained within an outer cover attached to the body by a thicker tube (the testicle or sperm chord). This chord has a thin walled swelling at the testicle end called the “Epididymis” and this is protected by being at the back of the testicle. This swelling is very important because it is where the sperm is stored and reaches full maturity after being produced in the sperm ducts or tubes. Both the testicles are contained in a special skin bag called the scrotum that adjusts to keep the testicles at the right temperature; closer to the body in cold external temperatures and further from the body in warm external temperatures.

Because they are delicate, testicles have many nerve endings and these are made to cause pain if struck or put under pressure so that the owner will take care not to damage them. This pain is extreme and is not solely confined to the testicles and even a fairly moderate blow can cause debilitation by causing the owner to go into shock; a very hard blow can not only rupture the testicle, but can cause so much shock that the owner dies.

Human nature being what it is, testicles are very often the subject of torture to force a man to tell all he knows as in almost all cases, no man can withstand the pain caused.

Women also find testicles a welcome vulnerability in an otherwise much stronger assailant in self-defence; the famous kick in the balls is a great equalizer.

Additionally, because testicles, along with the penis, are an observable difference in the sexes and because they are what make a man a man, they are often the target (both mental and real!) of female hate (and revenge!) for making men “the way they are”!
As her pointy toe shoe struck him in the testicles, the testoserone pumped up jock went down like a sack of poatatoes; the other girls giggled at his screams as she kicked them again.
by Mike Martlet June 23, 2005
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The same as a shoejob (a footjob with shoes/boots on) but specifically with high -heeled shoes or boots of some sort. High heels are a sexual fetish object within themselves; a heeljob is masturbation of the male by a female using her high-heeled footwear as the only or main means of contact. The act generally puts the female in the dominant position as there are usually undertones of masochism on the part of the male. The experience is often enjoyed by the female and some will even reach orgasm themselves as the male reaches his climax and ejaculates. Some see it as an act of goddess worship, a sort of offering by the male at the feet of his goddess. Others see it as the complete humiliation of the male, as basically his precious life giving semen is only fit to polish their high-heeled shoes or boots; their own phalluses (the heels themselves) have won over his!
She felt her own orgasm rising inside her as the heeljob she was giving him came to an end and his semen spurted all over her new high heeled shoes!
by Mike Martlet June 23, 2005
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Masturbation of one person (usually male) by another (usually female but also a transvestite or transsexual male) by sole use of the feet clad in high-heeled shoes, boots (see also "kinky boots" and "fm boots"), slides/mules, clogs, or sandals. The heels can also be "kitten heels" as well as true "high heels" which can range from 2.5 to 6 inches without "platform soles" or as high as 9 inches or more with 4 inch thick/high or more "platform soles" (see also "platforms"). The heel can be any type from "wedge" (see also "wedges") to a "stiletto heel" (sometimes called "spike heels") with all thicknesses in between as in so called "hooker boots".
She looked down at her new patent leather Louboutin stiletto shoes and felt her passions stir as she imagined giving a heel job to her cute but arrogant new boss, - watching his precious male semen form a cascading pool on the flat top of their rounded toes; she would laugh at him giving him a parting "ballbusting" kick as the all powerful goddess, - for he would be her pathetic worshipping slave!
by Mike Martlet July 30, 2007
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A kitten heel is a stiletto heel of less than 2 inches in height; some are as low as 1.25 inches. They were introduced in the late 1950s as formal fashion attire for young adolescent teenage girls as higher heels would have been considered unseemly for girls as young as 13 because of the sexual connotations (something that does not seem to worry shoe manufacturers or the parents of some early teenagers and even tweenager girls today!). They were sometimes referred to as "trainer heels" in the USA indicating their use in getting young girls used to wearing high heels. However by the early 1960s they became fashionable for older teenagers and eventually for women of all ages until the demise of the stiletto heel in the late 1960s. They emerged again in the 1980s and have become once again fashionable since 2003.

They are classified as Stilettos and despite their lack of height are generally classified as 'high heels' and 'fuck me pumps' because of their sex appeal; particularly when teamed with a sharp pointed toe. This is an anomaly because a shoe or pump with regular wide heels of 1.5 inches high would be considered a 'flat shoe' and generally devoid of sex appeal; it is the addition of a stiletto heel, however short, that turns it into a sexual accessory.
“As he was looking in the shop window, the unmistakeable click clicking of multi stiletto heels on the cool marble floors reached his ears, echoing around the mall and his mind turned to pleasurable thoughts of who might be wearing them as the sound got louder and louder. How many were there, two.. three.. perhaps four? He felt his manhood stir and judging them almost behind him he turned to look at the stiletto clad beauties that his mind had conjured up only to find himself looking into the eyes of three kitten heeled girls of about 13! He blushed deep red in embarrassment at his mistake and turned away feeling foolish as the now giggling girls clicked and clattered off in their precocious footwear!”
by Mike Martlet June 23, 2006
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Stiletto Heels is the plural of Stiletto Heel. The term is used to describe a pair of stiletto heeled shoes or boots or stiletto heels when discussing them as a general phenomenon or as a fashion item(s).

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She put on a pair of high stiletto heels which accentuated her calves... Stiletto heels show no sign of going out of fashion despite the efforts of fashion designers and writers.... Stiletto heels caused so much damage to floors, tarmac surfaces and even aircraft floors, that there was a call for them to be banned when they were introduced in the mid 1950's.
by Mike Martlet June 29, 2006
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